clipping a bull's eyelashes

[Tod Dague]

My only plausible scientific explanation is that clipping the eyelasjes may have affected his depth perception when it came fence jumping time. Unfortunately I sold the bull before I could let the eyelashes grow back . but for the few months I kept him, I promise he never jumped a fence again.

I think john 250 has the best explanation of what happened.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

My only plausible scientific explanation is that clipping the eyelasjes may have affected his depth perception when it came fence jumping time. Unfortunately I sold the bull before I could let the eyelashes grow back . but for the few months I kept him, I promise he never jumped a fence again.

when it comes to one being in heat. its gonna take more than trimming eyelashes. may have to trim a set of testicals ;-)

 

[dcara]

Ok so we put all this together and we now have a scene for the sequel to Broke Back Mountain. We'll call the sequel "Bun Smoke"

Cowboy 1: Lets go round up old Kissy Lips. I'll shave his rear and you trim his eye lashes.
Cowboy 2: Wait just a minute, you got to shave his rear last time.
Cowboy 1: Fine, but I'll have to use your mascara, I'm almost out.