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farm princess

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This is worrying




Beer contains female hormones
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.



Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.


The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .


To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
Period.






It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them
about drinking too much beer!
 

chrisy

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I didn't need the results of 100 men, I could have told you that with just one man my brother, he can drink that many in less than a hour.
 

mnmtranching

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8 pints in WHAT! an hour? OK, OK, OK I'm working on it...gulp.. that's 2...
I'll let you know. :cowboy:
 

bandit80

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Take a 2 oz shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes. You'll drink 10 beers in an hour. It used to be alot of fun back in college. Probably give me a bigger headache nowadays.
 

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