Baby's First Doctor Visit

[Tommy Ruyle]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did.

He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." :shock:

 

[msscamp]

:shock:

 

[Gliderider]

I guess the old saying "Dirty old men need love too" also applies to dirty old women. ;-)

 

[ctlbaron]

Sounds like it. It reminds me of what Minnie Pearl used to say about riding a train. She said a robber came on the train and said, "I'm robbing all the men and kissing all the women." Her brother jumped up and said, "not while I'm on this train." To which Minnie said, "shut up brother, he's robbing this train." Gotta love ole Minnie.

 

[chrisy]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: