Angus Cattle Shower
Well-known member
Apology
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an
apology to the United States of America. We haven't
been getting along very
well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron
but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that
he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of
America. After all it's not like you actually elected
him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we
have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to
sell you lumber that's
Cheaper and Better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our
defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was
much, much, much,
much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the
war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very
Nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do
with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when
you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna
have your friends by your
side. I realize it took more than two years before you
guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was
different. Everyone knew he had
weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that
we're constantly apologizing for things in a
passive-aggressive way which is
really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope
that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you
do to countries you get upset
with.
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an
apology to the United States of America. We haven't
been getting along very
well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron
but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that
he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of
America. After all it's not like you actually elected
him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we
have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to
sell you lumber that's
Cheaper and Better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our
defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was
much, much, much,
much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the
war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very
Nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do
with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when
you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna
have your friends by your
side. I realize it took more than two years before you
guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was
different. Everyone knew he had
weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that
we're constantly apologizing for things in a
passive-aggressive way which is
really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope
that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you
do to countries you get upset
with.