BREAKING NEWS - SEX SCANDAL
George Strait is the latest entertainer caught up in sexual misconduct. Emmylou Hayes has come forward accusing the singer of stalking and sexual harassment. According to Strait it happened way back in third grade and attorneys for Miss Hayes say in Straits own words,"pink dress matching bow and ponytail" lead to reasonable assumption of stalking. Further there is confusion as to who actually kissed who on the school bus. The twist in the case is the infamous "check yes or no" note after Strait admitted to chasing Emmylou around the playground across the monkey bars to the merry go round.
There are those who question Miss Hayes' motives after staying silent for so long.