A woman

[LaneFarms]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman..
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil be nices.
Don't mess with them.

 

[curtis]

I can't believe no one has answered this post.
I thought the Ladies here would be giving you a good whopping by now. :lol2: :lol2:

 

[MistyMorning]

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, Don't mess with them.

I can't believe no one has answered this post.
I thought the Ladies here would be giving you a good whopping by now. :lol2: :lol2:

Now Curtis, why would we get upset about that statement? ;-)

 

[Alice]

Works for me... ;-)

Alice

 

[hillsdown]

I can't believe the language got through the filters.. ;-)

 

[LaneFarms]

sorry Hillsdown I corrected the language.

 

[greatgerts]

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, Don't mess with them.

I can't believe no one has answered this post.
I thought the Ladies here would be giving you a good whopping by now. :lol2: :lol2:

Now Curtis, why would we get upset about that statement? ;-)

Just like a woman to change the wording so it makes her look good. :cowboy:

 

[MistyMorning]

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, Don't mess with them.

I can't believe no one has answered this post.
I thought the Ladies here would be giving you a good whopping by now. :lol2: :lol2:

Now Curtis, why would we get upset about that statement? ;-)

Just like a woman to change the wording so it makes her look good. :cowboy:

Thank you

 

[farmwriter]

Just like a woman to change the wording so it makes her look good. :cowboy:

We don't make up stories where we come out looking bad. ;-)

 

[chrisy]

Good one, why do we need to say anything about what we already know. ;-)

 

[msscamp]

I thought the Ladies here would be giving you a good whopping by now. :lol2: :lol2:

Why would we be doing that? :lol2: :lol2: