a real cowboy?

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Dec 23, 2003
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After the local cattle auction was over, Bart stopped at a bar for a drink before he started home. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned to Bart and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
Bart replied, "Well, I've done my share of herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, but I haven't done much of that in quite a few years. Now, I have an order buying service and mostly just buy and trade cattle."

After a short while he asked her, "What about you... What are you?"

The young lady laughed and said, "Actually, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

After the girl left, a couple sat down next to Bart, and eyeing his black hat, the man asked, ""Are you a real cowboy?"

To which Bart replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm probably a lesbian."

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