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Let's hear it for Costco!! (This is just mind-boggling!) Make sure you read all the way past the list of the drugs . The woman that signed below is a Budget Analyst out of federal Washington , DC offices. Did you ever wonder how much it costs a drug company for the active ingredient in...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.

Albondigas Soup. It's a mexcian soup that is to die for. I'll get you the recipe if my wife will give it away. By the way, I love homemade soups. Everybody post thier recipes. That's an order. :D

I'm all stove up from bendin over.

After a night of hard drinkin: I feel like somethin a coyote ate and sh*t off a cliff.

Your a good feller but you only have one bad habit. Breathing

I measured that thing three times. How could I have cut that brace post short?

Well geez, what is it not used in andis it in our foods?? This is crazy. I ve not heard of this. You had btter be right about this and it had better not be one of those "Liberal Environment Scares That is so prevalent these days. I am going to check into this and if I find you are trying to...

Well, it passed! Oklahoma is no longer OK for Illegal Aliens........ It seems that at least one state has decided to take matters into it's own hands, since the Federal Government keeps dragging it's feet on this Illegal alien stuff and even reversing popular opinion on how to handle it. BRAVO...

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation...

MikeC wrote: Nah, she has a stick twisted sideways from the posterior region. Dick

Ummm, Tigerstripe Zebra, CAB certified and with a tint of horse. Dick

redfornow wrote: Well, They have BLACK stripes don't they?........Don't they? Dick

I love it when I'm standing in line at Taco Bell and the person in front of me orders 4 Extra meat burritos and a DIET-COKE. By the way, I'm 6'1" and weigh 192. Gettin a little paunch though. Dick

I don't know how many of you prayed for my wife to come thru this surgery but I thank each and everyone. She was in the hospital for 2 1/2 weeks and we just got home yesterday. They didn't get all the cancer so we have to go back next week and form a plan for the next pahase of her treatment...

Well, this will probably be my last post for months. I appreciate each and everyones information about cows. My wife will take precedence over everything concening my small ranch/farm and .............whatever. I hope to write a note or two about my wifes conditon, but, things don't look good...

Funny, Funny Dick

An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not...

Did you hear? The San Antonio school districts have adopted a test that better fit the public education in their city. The new instrument will be the Texas Assessment of Cognitive Operations (TACO). It will have a remedial version (Soft TACO), a regular version (Hard TACO), and an advanced...