GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS

[icandoit]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.


The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."

 

[Jogeephus]

We used em as pretend dynamite when I was a kid. Mom wasn't happy.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol:

 

[Horticattleman]

We used em as pretend dynamite when I was a kid. Mom wasn't happy.

:lol:

 

[3MR]

We used em as pretend dynamite when I was a kid. Mom wasn't happy.

Did you ever lite the fuse?

 

[FlaAngus]

My cousins and me did, it was pretty fun :lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

We used em as pretend dynamite when I was a kid. Mom wasn't happy.

Did you ever lite the fuse?

Yeah we did. I did some pretty stupid stuff as a kid. Thought about suing Walt Disney when they came out with Mary Poppins. They lied. You cannot float around with an umbrella - don't matter what brand either. I tried them all. Again, mom was miffed. (Oh, I was raised in a two story house and my window lead out to the roof of the porch - not good considering some of my ideas about flight and such)