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And I always thought that ya'll were into shine in ya'lls part of the country.

It's nice to know what people really look like, just in case you pee them off on here, then meet them in person. Some really good looking folks on here so I won't spoil the fun and end the thread with mine.

If I ever milk a camel, it will be from a bar stool. :)

Can you stand up and milk a camel?

I have a few bales of hay stolen every year. I wish I could catch the SOB. Always gets it from the same place, right after its baled. I saw a bale buggy at a sale not to long ago, and wondered if he was getting out of business. If he did, the guy that bought it took up where he left off.

Or brush your teeth with Preparation H. :nod:

Dominecker.

It's all good, about a week later we were putting a rock in a bread sack and throwing it in the air. He wound his up, tossed it, and asked me where did it go? I said look up, and he did, just in time to see it hit him right between the eyes. It took 5 stitches, he still has a scar from that one.

I just drive with my flashers on, no one seems to care about that, and they have a tendency to not stop in front of you, because most assume you don't have any brakes.

This brings back a memory of when I was a kid and was practising roping everything that I could get a rope over. I was riding in the back of the truck one day, when my brother dared me to rope our mailbox on the way by. It was two weeks before the imprint of the tailgate faded from my ribs.

I usually lay in it to repair the line. Keeps the ticks and chiggers off. :P

I told AC yesterday, I've done more than my part to stimulate the economy, it's somebody elses turn now. :lol2: Sorry it landed on you.

Álvaro Uribe

On their way.

I've seen more bath tub troughs around here than I've seen store bought.

I'm with you Van, the only thing that pictures will prove is that we are on his (Bin Laden's) level. I sincerely hope we are above that.

If you tell him "no" here, he will call a K-9 unit to come and do a smell search. All they have to do is assume the dog hit on something and that is probable cause. To avoid all the hastle just say yes and get it over with.

In the State of Arkansas, if you have a liquor or beer permit, anything or anyplace you use while conducting business or anyplace that you store data or paperwork is subject to search. If you have a firearms dealer license in the US, you give up the same rights.

Sounds like a good time to hire some sacrificial help. :) I'll send some up your way if you want, you may have to buy new tools every morning though.

We call it the boot heel. As the story goes, one man owned all that land. He was POed at the Arkansas government, and had it put in Missouri. Or something to that effect, I've slept since Arkansas history class.