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Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by TUESDAY JUNE2, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a...

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I am not one of those people. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. -------------------------------------------- 1 Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, 'My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night'? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a...

This is worrying Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains...

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include: . The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. . The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. . The...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came...

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the...

letter from your horse ...original version and the real story... When you are tense, let me teach you to relax. When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient. When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see. When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful. When...

How to Poop at Work > > We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all > kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing > down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, > the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at > work, following is...

I am so excited that we finally had our baby calf. I wasn't sure the exact date momma was bred :o so it has been one of the watch and wait kinda things.. And boy have I been waiting!! Went down this morning and there she was.. Momma was black and daddy was black but we got a beautiful...

I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . 'If you...

This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny... NAMW: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION...

here is a game I found when I was bored, it is very fun and addicting! See how far you can get, and remember, it isn't always the most obvious answers there!! Have fun and good luck! http://www.notdoppler.com/theimpossiblequiz.php It does take a few to get it going but it is well worth the...

Mike was going to be married to Karen, So his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big, I...

Best Holiday cookies ever > No need to bring anything over for Christmas ....looks like I'll be doing the baking.... Cuervo Cookies > I know it's a little early, but it is time to start baking for the > holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER! >...

I think I have got the great houdini reincarnatied. We have 2 horses and 2 mini's. Everyday one of the mini's (Joe) likes to get out and eat the wheat. Everyday, sometimes more than 1-2 times, I put him back in the field. Now this field is just an electric fence, but none of the other horses...

A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and tell him when the bull was finished. After a while the boy came into the living room where his father was talking to...

There was a Momma cow and three baby cows standing in a field. The first cow asks the momma cow, "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" The momma cow says, "Because right after you where born a daisy petal fell on your head." The second baby cow asks, " Mom, why did you name me Rose?". The momma cow...

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the...