farm princess
Well-known member
Best Holiday cookies ever
> No need to bring anything over for Christmas
....looks like I'll be doing the baking....
Cuervo Cookies
> I know it's a little early,
but it is time to start baking for the
> holidays. This is the BEST
Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
> Christmas Cookies
> 1 cup of butter
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 4 large eggs
> lemon juice
> 1 cup of nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
TO MAKE...
> Pour one level cup of the
Cuervo and drink it to check the quality.
> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again to be sure it is of the
> highest quality.
> Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large
> fluffy bowl.
> Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again. At this point it's best to
> make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
> try another cup just in
case.
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
> chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
> Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix
on the turner. If the fried
> druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
> loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
Cuervo to check for
> tonsisticity.
> Next, sift two cups of
salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
> Now shift the
lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add
> a spoon of sugar,
> or somefink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven.
> Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
> forget to beat off the turner.
> Finally, throw the
bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
> and make sure to put the stove
> in the dishwasher.
> CHERRY MISTMAS!!
Hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday!!!
Merry Christmas!!
;-)
> No need to bring anything over for Christmas
....looks like I'll be doing the baking....
Cuervo Cookies
> I know it's a little early,
but it is time to start baking for the
> holidays. This is the BEST
Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
> Christmas Cookies
> 1 cup of butter
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 4 large eggs
> lemon juice
> 1 cup of nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
TO MAKE...
> Pour one level cup of the
Cuervo and drink it to check the quality.
> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again to be sure it is of the
> highest quality.
> Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large
> fluffy bowl.
> Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again. At this point it's best to
> make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
> try another cup just in
case.
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
> chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
> Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix
on the turner. If the fried
> druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
> loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
Cuervo to check for
> tonsisticity.
> Next, sift two cups of
salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
> Now shift the
lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add
> a spoon of sugar,
> or somefink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven.
> Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
> forget to beat off the turner.
> Finally, throw the
bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
> and make sure to put the stove
> in the dishwasher.
> CHERRY MISTMAS!!
Hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday!!!
Merry Christmas!!
;-)
