farm princess
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Mike was going to be married to Karen, So his father
sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me
tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon
suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are
too big, I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly, I wear
the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since
that night we never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good
thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said
to Karen, "Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large.
They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to
Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart axx attitude, you never will."
And they lived happily everafter
;-)
sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me
tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon
suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are
too big, I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly, I wear
the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since
that night we never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good
thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said
to Karen, "Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large.
They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to
Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart axx attitude, you never will."
And they lived happily everafter
;-)
retty: :nod:
