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    Raising Cow

    I was wondering what kind of setup is there to raise a cow up? what kind of home made object is there. Is there something on the Market to purchase to raise cows?
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    Pelvis

    I have a first time heifer that could not deliver, I was at work and a friend pulled it with a tractor. The cow can not get up and may have a dislocated Pelvis I was told. she is eating good and is alert, is there any hope in a cow recovering from this. Thanks
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    Breed for South Alabama

    Friend from S. Alabama is wondering what would be a good breed to start with in the S. Alabama area?
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    Hurricane Rita

    Just wanted to share this photo I received via email. This is a house in Henry. He said that his house sits 12ft 8in above sea level.
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    Funereal Silliness

    3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my...
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    Typical Lawyer

    > > > One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his > > limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road > > side. > > > > > > He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and > > asked, "Why are you eating grass?" > > > > > > "We don't have no...
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    For all the Snow lovers

    DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So...
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    Dinner conversation gone bad

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (With a...
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    Redneck 911 Emergency

    Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally...
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    Calves sold

    I just sold some Calves this week that were born in April 05, there weight was between 330 lbs. and 440 lbs. does that seem like an average weight for crossbred calves.
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    Sister Sister

    A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running a long and asked her if she had seen a soldier...
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    Deck of Cards

    It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant...
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    Boudreaux

    Boudreaux walks into a bar in Lafayette, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells Boudreaux, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw...
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    LSU hates Alabama

    A family of Alabama football supporters heads out to the mall one Saturday to do some Christmas shopping. While in the sports store in the mall, the son picks up a LSU jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a LSU fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is...
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    What can this be?

    This is all around my horse mouth. sorry the picture is not clear.
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    Trying to post a picture

    [IMG]http://i19.photobucket Messed it up will try again
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    Blisters

    One of my horses has blisters all over her nose, what can it be and what is causing this? is it something I need to be alarmed about. thanks
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    The cattle buyer

    . The cattle buyer suspected his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the cattle buyer could perform...
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    Question

    I have 8 young Heifers that will be calving soon for the first time, I was wondering if I should put them in a pen so I can keep eye on them when they are close to delivering, are just leave them out with the other cows and leave them alone. I work out of town and I am gone every other week I...
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    Cows per Acreage

    Is there a rule of thumb as to how many cows you can raise on an Acre of land.
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