Dinner conversation gone bad

[tg]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence-

HUSBAND: "S#!t!"

 

[bigbull338]

boy did he ever stick both feet in his mouth.wpnder when she is gonna kill him.scott

 

[Susie David]

Isn't that what is referred to as being led down the primrose path....

 

[ranchwife]

open mouth...insert leg!!! 8)

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

The art of being a married male is knowing when to keep your mouth SHUT! ;-)

 

[ranchwife]

The art of being a married male is knowing when to keep your mouth SHUT! ;-)

sounds as though you have "been there, done that....learned from it"