> > > One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
> > limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road
> > side.
> > >
> > > He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and
> > asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
> > >
> > > "We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.
> > >
> > > "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
> > >
> > > "But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
> > >
> > > "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
> > >
> > > "But how 'bout my friend?"
> > >
> > > The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us,
> > > too."
> > >
> > > "But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!"
> > >
> > > "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his
> > > limo.
> > >
> > > They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor
> > fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
> > with you."
> > >
> > > The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
> > >
> > > You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."
> > limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road
> > side.
> > >
> > > He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and
> > asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
> > >
> > > "We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.
> > >
> > > "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
> > >
> > > "But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
> > >
> > > "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
> > >
> > > "But how 'bout my friend?"
> > >
> > > The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us,
> > > too."
> > >
> > > "But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!"
> > >
> > > "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his
> > > limo.
> > >
> > > They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor
> > fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
> > with you."
> > >
> > > The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
> > >
> > > You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."
