Winter Classes for Men!

[WagaAgeyv]

Ladies the men are always telling how to improve ourselves thought it was time to help them out! 8) ;-)

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 30, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

[germancowgirl]

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Is there a man in here who could say that he would get all the diplomas for real? :?: ;-)

 

[WagaAgeyv]

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Is there a man in here who could say that he would get all the diplomas for real? :?: ;-)

I am not sure but some may make 1 or 2 but I doubt more than that.

 

[warpaint]

I beg to differ. :roll:

 

[Jovid]

Is there a man in here who could say that he would get all the diplomas for real?

I have my diploma from all 14 of them.

 

[warpaint]

Got all but no.10. Hard to sit still while she's driving.

 

[WagaAgeyv]

Got all but no.10. Hard to sit still while she's driving.

Yeah right!

 

[warpaint]

Yuk, Yuk, Yuk! :lol:

 

[WagaAgeyv]

Is there a man in here who could say that he would get all the diplomas for real?

I have my diploma from all 14 of them.

Do you live alone to have all 14? or are you that a good a guy.

 

[Jovid]

Do you live alone to have all 14? or are you that a good a guy.

I'm married.......guess that's why my wife married me because I had all 14. :lol:

 

[msscamp]

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Is there a man in here who could say that he would get all the diplomas for real? :?: ;-)

I have to be honest, I know a few men who would pass all of these classes with flying colors!

 

[Caustic Burno]

Heck I skipped all them classes must have been something important to do, hmm deer season, white perch were biting, aution day.

 

[Scotty]

Probly rebuilding an engine. Darn oil light, took it a week to go away. Curiously, same time the car quit running.


Scotty

 

[msscamp]

Heck I skipped all them classes must have been something important to do, hmm deer season, white perch were biting, aution day.

:lol2: :lol2:

 

[longhorn314]

I didn't know anything was wrong with #'s 3,4,5,6,8. And all guys know to never let her drive. Class #12 NEVER,EVER, go shopping with the wife.EVER!!!!! Class # 14, I've seen one of those oven things in the kitchen before,huh,that class would be interesting

 

[msscamp]

And all guys know to never let her drive.

Yeah, your insurance might actually go down for a change! :shock: :shock:

 

[mdmdogs3]

[ Class #12 NEVER,EVER, go shopping with the wife.EVER!!!!! [/quote]

what woman takes a man shopping - duh -
you buy stuff and as long as he doesn't see the spending part it doesn't bother him...- he never knows how many new clothes are in the closet or new toys are in the dog or horse training closet - this is the best way to have a happy relationship - some good ole fashioned deception :nod:

 

[Beefy]

no but y'all always notice that new bass boat, four wheeler, motorcycle in the yard. hypothetically...

 

[msscamp]

no but y'all always notice that new bass boat, four wheeler, motorcycle in the yard. hypothetically...

I'm not advocating deception in any way, shape, or form, but there is a little bit of a difference in a dress or coat camoflauged in the closet as opposed to a four-wheeler, bass boat, or harley sitting bare and obvious in the front yard! :???:

 

[Beefy]

thats why my kitchen wont have any windows in it!