WHY PARENTS DRINK

[frenchie]

WHY PARENTS DRINK
> > > >
> > > >The boss of a big company need to call one of his employees about an
> > > >urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employees
> > > >home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
> > > >
> > > >"Hello"
> > > >
> > > >"Is your daddy home?" he asked
> > > >
> > > >"Yes" whispered the small voice
> > > >
> > > >"May I talk with him?"
> > > >
> > > >the child whispered "NO"
> > > >
> > > >Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked "Is your
> > > >mommy there?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yes"
> > > >
> > > >"May I talk with her?"
> > > >
> > > >Again the small voice whispered "No"
> > > >
> > > >Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss
> > > >
> > > >asked " Is anybody else there?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yes" whispered the child "a policeman"
> > > >
> > > >Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home the boss
> > > >
> > > >asked, " May I speak with the policeman?"
> > > >
> > > >"No he's busy" whispered the child
> > > >
> > > >"Busy doing what?"
> > > >
> > > >"Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the fireman" came the whispered
answer
> > > >
> > > >Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
> > > >helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked "What is
> > > >that noise?"
> > > >
> > > >"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice
> > > >
> > > >"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed
> > > >
> > > >In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
> > > >landed the hello-copper."
> > > >
> > > >Alarmed, Concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the
> > > >boss asked "What are they searching for?"
> > > >
> > > >Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
giggle:
> > > >
> > > >"Me"
> > > >

 

[Medic24]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ranchwife]

BEEN THERE....DONE THAT!!! Wal-mart has in place a wonderful procedure for a missing child called "code adam"....great for locating a 5 year old blonde haired, blue eyed little boy who left mommy's side to "hide" in the women's lingerie....found the little "darling" surrounded by lacey undies!!! :shock:

 

[El_Putzo]

....found the little "darling" surrounded by lacey undies!!! :shock:

Wish my wife would do that :lol: :lol:

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

BEEN THERE....DONE THAT!!! Wal-mart has in place a wonderful procedure for a missing child called "code adam"....great for locating a 5 year old blonde haired, blue eyed little boy who left mommy's side to "hide" in the women's lingerie....found the little "darling" surrounded by lacey undies!!!

Had the same thing happen with my son. He was right behind me and then he was gone. Sure gives you a bit of a panickky feeling. Lost him at the winter fair in Brandon about two years ago. We finally found him half an hour later three barns over. You gotta kind of wonder what goes through their heads sometime.

 

[TCFC]

My brother did that once at home... when I lived in Alberta we had a big feild beside our house with lots of heavy machinery, and our first thought was he was out there. After a long tome of searching and almost calling the police, we found him in my closet - hiding because he was eating my candy and didn't want me to know!

Lost him at the winter fair in Brandon about two years ago

Wow, that brings back memories. I lived in Manitoba for 7 years, I went to that keystone centre all the time, to watch and groom for a few shows

TCFC

 

[ranchwife]

....found the little "darling" surrounded by lacey undies!!! :shock:

Wish my wife would do that :lol: :lol:

:nod: the cowboy beside me says "boy howdy!!"