frenchie
Well-known member
WHY PARENTS DRINK
> > > >
> > > >The boss of a big company need to call one of his employees about an
> > > >urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employees
> > > >home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
> > > >
> > > >"Hello"
> > > >
> > > >"Is your daddy home?" he asked
> > > >
> > > >"Yes" whispered the small voice
> > > >
> > > >"May I talk with him?"
> > > >
> > > >the child whispered "NO"
> > > >
> > > >Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked "Is your
> > > >mommy there?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yes"
> > > >
> > > >"May I talk with her?"
> > > >
> > > >Again the small voice whispered "No"
> > > >
> > > >Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss
> > > >
> > > >asked " Is anybody else there?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yes" whispered the child "a policeman"
> > > >
> > > >Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home the boss
> > > >
> > > >asked, " May I speak with the policeman?"
> > > >
> > > >"No he's busy" whispered the child
> > > >
> > > >"Busy doing what?"
> > > >
> > > >"Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the fireman" came the whispered
answer
> > > >
> > > >Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
> > > >helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked "What is
> > > >that noise?"
> > > >
> > > >"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice
> > > >
> > > >"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed
> > > >
> > > >In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
> > > >landed the hello-copper."
> > > >
> > > >Alarmed, Concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the
> > > >boss asked "What are they searching for?"
> > > >
> > > >Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
giggle:
> > > >
> > > >"Me"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The boss of a big company need to call one of his employees about an
> > > >urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employees
> > > >home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
> > > >
> > > >"Hello"
> > > >
> > > >"Is your daddy home?" he asked
> > > >
> > > >"Yes" whispered the small voice
> > > >
> > > >"May I talk with him?"
> > > >
> > > >the child whispered "NO"
> > > >
> > > >Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked "Is your
> > > >mommy there?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yes"
> > > >
> > > >"May I talk with her?"
> > > >
> > > >Again the small voice whispered "No"
> > > >
> > > >Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss
> > > >
> > > >asked " Is anybody else there?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yes" whispered the child "a policeman"
> > > >
> > > >Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home the boss
> > > >
> > > >asked, " May I speak with the policeman?"
> > > >
> > > >"No he's busy" whispered the child
> > > >
> > > >"Busy doing what?"
> > > >
> > > >"Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the fireman" came the whispered
answer
> > > >
> > > >Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
> > > >helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked "What is
> > > >that noise?"
> > > >
> > > >"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice
> > > >
> > > >"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed
> > > >
> > > >In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
> > > >landed the hello-copper."
> > > >
> > > >Alarmed, Concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the
> > > >boss asked "What are they searching for?"
> > > >
> > > >Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
giggle:
> > > >
> > > >"Me"
> > > >