What I recently learnt ....

[Jogeephus]

..... as Calman said, "there's always sumthing to do".
..... with this in mind
..... if it ain't broke don't fix it
..... no need to plan ahead and anticipate disaster - rest assured it will find you
..... sometimes its best to just stay in bed
..... a mind is a terrible thing to waste
..... its amazing who is allowed to vote AND reproduce

Case and point, I recently decided to move some gates further off the road to allow easier access for semi-trucks to turn onto the road. My plan was to move the gates sixty feet back allowing ample room for any trailer drift. For additional insurance I hung two gates allowing a thirty foot opening just in case. Brand new telephone poles were sunk and concreted into place and gates were hung with the utmost precision. It was a job to be proud of. A work of art. However, foolish me, I didn't consider the strains a Tigercat 630C would exert on the gates with its 250 hp motor pushing its 37,500 pounds of incolent steel and rubber turning my fine accomplishment into ....

What I also learnt was next time I'll use a full two bags of sac crete per whole rather than cutting corners and using only 1 1/2.

Welcome to my world. :bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[Anonymous]

Id have to put a boot up the drivers arse.

 

[Jogeephus]

I must say it did temper my optimism for this country's future. ;-)

 

[Anonymous]

So the glass is still mostly full from your perspective huh :lol:

 

[jedstivers]

I've started threatening castration for lesser stupidity.

 

[Isomade]

I've started threatening castration for lesser stupidity.

Run AC! Run! You don't stand a chance! :lol:

 

[Angus Cowman]

I've started threatening castration for lesser stupidity.

I bet I threatened the same person with that today

Boss does that resemble the panel I landed on yesterday????

 

[jedstivers]

I've started threatening castration for lesser stupidity.

I bet I threatened the same person with that today

Boss does that resemble the panel I landed on yesterday????

Could

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

Would AC landing on a panel have anything to do with a horse??

 

[jedstivers]

Would AC landing on a panel have anything to do with a horse??

Yes.

 

[Anonymous]

Would AC landing on a panel have anything to do with a horse??

Yes.

Im seeing a pattern here of ac and horses

 

[Angus Cowman]

Would AC landing on a panel have anything to do with a horse??

Yes.

Didn't have a dam thing to do with a horse
I was practicing my Superman flying act and forgot I wasn't wearing the suit

 

[Angus Guy]

This story really needs pictures.

 

[kenny thomas]

I wanna hear this one also. If AC does something good I get a text with pictures ASAP. Never things like this. :lol2:
Jogeephus, how many on the crew had a key to the gate before they tore it down?

 

[hillsdown]

I would like pics of AC's escapade as well please .. :nod:

Consider it an early Bday present to me .. :lol:

 

[jedstivers]

If I had them I'd sure but them up.

 

[Jogeephus]

I wanna hear this one also. If AC does something good I get a text with pictures ASAP. Never things like this. :lol2:
Jogeephus, how many on the crew had a key to the gate before they tore it down?

I took the lock off in the presence of Einstein himself. Even showed Einstein how the gates were held together by those fancy chain things they include on brand new gates. We even discussed how some idiot truck driver would have no excuse in hitting the gate but what I wasn't counting on was Einstein being an idiot. Of course it wasn't his fault cause he said he didn't see it.

 

[Nesikep]

Well, all we gotta do indeed is look at the presidents you guys elect...

Or look at Jerry springer, the people on that show are the average american... below average don't get on the show, they're at home watching it - George Carlin

We have the newfies up here to reduce our average IQ