Sure glad you are not my neighbor. This is a very serious problem. Why don't you feed your cows such that they will remain within your pastures and fix your fences. You are going to kill someone's kid when a cow gets hit on the road. There's not a bit of humor in this post of yours.
I agree, not a d--- bit funny. Sell enough cows to pay for new fence or fence repair.If I was your neighbor you would seeing your cows at the auction barn.
