What are 2 ingredients in Viagra?

[GMN]

Fix a Flat and Miracle Grow! :lol: :lol:


GMN

 

[TexasBred]

Fix a Flat and Miracle Grow! :lol: :lol:


GMN

:lol2: :lol2: Heck who cares what's in it.....does it work??

 

[curtis]

Viagra was invented as a sleeping medication for old men in the nursing home. One glass of warm milk and Viagra at bed time. The milk would put them to sleep and the Viagra would keep them from rollin out of bed.
Kinda like a kick stand on a bicycle.

 

[TexasBred]

Viagra was invented as a sleeping medication for old men in the nursing home. One glass of warm milk and Viagra at bed time. The milk would put them to sleep and the Viagra would keep them from rollin out of bed.

hehehehe :clap: :clap:

 

[Lammie]

Viagra was invented as a sleeping medication for old men in the nursing home. One glass of warm milk and Viagra at bed time. The milk would put them to sleep and the Viagra would keep them from rollin out of bed.

Zing!

I have a Viagra story, not what you would think, and I would tell it, only some of these folks wouldn't ever stop pestering me about it if I did. But it is a true story. Happened on my honeymoon.

 

[bigbull338]

just as long as they dont put salt peter in it todeflate you. :lol2:

 

[TexasBred]

Viagra was invented as a sleeping medication for old men in the nursing home. One glass of warm milk and Viagra at bed time. The milk would put them to sleep and the Viagra would keep them from rollin out of bed.

Zing!

I have a Viagra story, not what you would think, and I would tell it, only some of these folks wouldn't ever stop pestering me about it if I did. But it is a true story. Happened on my honeymoon.

Come on Lammie....go for it.. :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Miss Daisy]

Its alright Lammie! We promise we'll be good!

 

[Lammie]

Its alright Lammie! We promise we'll be good!

Yeah right.

It really isn't much. (no pun intended, Crowder)

Shortly before we married, Steve's best friend was talking to him and said that he had gotten on Viagra. He said the stuff really worked and he offered to give Steve a couple for the "Big Night". So we are off on the honeymoon. He's looking at the little blue pills, we decide that he should take one.

Now, this is the honeymoon, and the "want to" thing is there, but we are waiting for the big kahuna.

He fell asleep.

Next night, we are thinking that he was tired from the drive and all, so we try again.

Same result.

Now, we decided that if you want a good sleeping pill, this is the thing. But otherwise... well, I guess they just work differently on different folks. I have heard this before from other people.

We have come to rely on the bounties that nature affords us. She has been much more generous than the little blue pill.

 

[Miss Daisy]

sorry Lammie but :lol:

have him take a sleeping pill and see what happens

 

[curtis]

Its alright Lammie! We promise we'll be good!

Yeah right.

It really isn't much. (no pun intended, Crowder)

Shortly before we married, Steve's best friend was talking to him and said that he had gotten on Viagra. He said the stuff really worked and he offered to give Steve a couple for the "Big Night". So we are off on the honeymoon. He's looking at the little blue pills, we decide that he should take one.

Now, this is the honeymoon, and the "want to" thing is there, but we are waiting for the big kahuna.

He fell asleep.

Next night, we are thinking that he was tired from the drive and all, so we try again.

Same result.

Now, we decided that if you want a good sleeping pill, this is the thing. But otherwise... well, I guess they just work differently on different folks. I have heard this before from other people.

We have come to rely on the bounties that nature affords us. She has been much more generous than the little blue pill.

His friend probably gave him sleeping pills on purpose.

 

[VanC]

His friend probably gave him sleeping pills on purpose.

That's what I was thinking. What a great practical joke that would be!

 

[Lammie]

His friend probably gave him sleeping pills on purpose.

That's what I was thinking. What a great practical joke that would be!

Well, I had seen Viagra before, don't ask me how... and they looked like it. It did cross our minds.

 

[Crowderfarms]

They say if the stuff works for over 4 hours, consult a healthcare professional. I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart so everyone will see me. :shock:

My buddy took two of em' one time because he was thinkin' 2 gals were coming over. Neither of em' showed and he told me he layed on the couch for hours with a headache and the room spinning all night.

 

[MistyMorning]

They say if the stuff works for over 4 hours, consult a healthcare professional. I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart so everyone will see me. :shock:

See what? :roll: The story I heard is that management wouldn't let you back in after that last aqua dot overdose of yours! :shock:

My buddy took two of em' one time because he was thinkin' 2 gals were coming over. Neither of em' showed and he told me he layed on the couch for hours with a headache and the room spinning all night.

Wasn't your "buddy" Crowbar and you know it! ;-)

 

[3waycross]

I'm guessing he didn't just lay there all night either.

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

I seen a picture of a couple of Crowders wemens on here once, looked like a two pill job to me.

 

[spoon]

Fix a Flat and Miracle Grow! :lol: :lol:


GMN

:lol2: :lol2: Heck who cares what's in it.....does it work??

Yes. :banana:

 

[Crowderfarms]

They say if the stuff works for over 4 hours, consult a healthcare professional. I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart so everyone will see me. :shock:

See what? :roll: The story I heard is that management wouldn't let you back in after that last aqua dot overdose of yours! :shock:

My buddy took two of em' one time because he was thinkin' 2 gals were coming over. Neither of em' showed and he told me he layed on the couch for hours with a headache and the room spinning all night.

Wasn't your "buddy" Crowbar and you know it! ;-)

No Misty SmartButt, I have never had any problems with my Pole.

 

[TexasBred]

They say if the stuff works for over 4 hours, consult a healthcare professional. I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart so everyone will see me. :shock:

My buddy took two of em' one time because he was thinkin' 2 gals were coming over. Neither of em' showed and he told me he layed on the couch for hours with a headache and the room spinning all night.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: At least he didn't have to worry about rolling off the couch.