Turpentine or Holy Water

[Tommy Ruyle]

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching the bubbles.

A Priest happened by.

"What are you doing?" he asked with a smile.

"This is the most powerful liquid in the world," replied the boy. "It's called turpentine!"

The Priest frowned. "No, son. The most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water." He removed a flask of the substance from his robes. "If you rub this on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The boy smirked. "When you rub this on a cat's butt he'll pass a Harley Davidson." :nod:

 

[Jogeephus]

That's one of my all time favorites! I had forgotten it though. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[I luv herfrds]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Glad I was done eating diner when I read that one.

 

[grannysoo]

:lol: :lol: