I don't like trespassers and despise a thief. but reading this post reminds me of a story. There once was a watermelon farmer, who had trouble with people stealing his melons. He could not catch them, so he put up a sign in his patch. The sign read " one of these melons has been poisoned". The next morning, he goes out to his patch to see if any melons are missing. What he finds is an addition to his sign, which read, "NOW There ARE 2". This story has many morals, just pick one.
