This Marriage Equality Stuff...

[john250]

...just confuses an old man.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -tour.html

 

[Commercialfarmer]

I don't know either John. But if he didn't get a divorce from the first one, seems that he is a bigamist and therefor a poor candidate for espousing deep love and commitment to trees.

 

[Jogeephus]

Seems he just left the last tree hanging

 

[greybeard]

I have some Magnolia trees here Joe, that would be the perfect mates for that tree...

 

[Deepsouth]

What would be the proper amount of time for a guy to date a tree before asking it for it's limb in marriage?

 

[lavacarancher]

Leaves one feeling a little, uh, inadequate. Wonder what a pus… willow would do for it?

 

[Stocker Steve]

What would be the proper amount of time for a guy to date a tree before asking it for it's limb in marriage?

April and May

 

[cow pollinater]

Does trojan even make a prophylactic that can protect you from splinters?