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well..... :p

I guess I can't wiggle that well when I piddle.... LOL

I think that's one "perk" I can live without! :pretty:

(still laughing!)
 
LazyARanch":3o9wowhf said:
Ya know.... how come it's only MALES that have that inclination??? :shock:

I don't know ONE female that's ever looked at an electric fence and thought "gee, I wonder how it feels to pee on that?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah but I bet there aren't any women that knows what it must feel like to be impaled on a spear and any young boy who has done this can describe the shear agony to a T. :lol2:

Maybe its our way of showing our empathy to you ladies who have endured the miracle of childbirth. Just a thought.
 
LazyARanch":3ghvx2v3 said:
Ya know.... how come it's only MALES that have that inclination??? :shock:

I don't know ONE female that's ever looked at an electric fence and thought "gee, I wonder how it feels to pee on that?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well this is one male who never had the inclination to try it.
never tried to ride a bull either.
something about a strong sense of self preservation.
 
Jogeephus":24zo2ckk said:
pdfangus":24zo2ckk said:
never tried to ride a bull either

Me neither! Now jumping out of a hayloft onto a cows back. Well that would be another story. :nod:


For me it was a Donkey off the roof of the chicken house..................... :shock: :dunce:
 
pdfangus":3u1toabk said:
LazyARanch":3u1toabk said:
Ya know.... how come it's only MALES that have that inclination??? :shock:

I don't know ONE female that's ever looked at an electric fence and thought "gee, I wonder how it feels to pee on that?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well this is one male who never had the inclination to try it.
never tried to ride a bull either.
something about a strong sense of self preservation.
These two things not the same at all.
 
Ryder":djdydq72 said:
pdfangus":djdydq72 said:
LazyARanch":djdydq72 said:
Ya know.... how come it's only MALES that have that inclination??? :shock:

I don't know ONE female that's ever looked at an electric fence and thought "gee, I wonder how it feels to pee on that?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well this is one male who never had the inclination to try it.
never tried to ride a bull either.
something about a strong sense of self preservation.
These two things not the same at all.

NO I DON'T SPECT THEY ARE.
but I could see no useful benefit to me to try either one of them.
both looked hugely like an instrument of pain to me...... and pain ain't my thing.
I have done a few stoopid things in my day but most of them I could see a possible upside somewhere.
electrocuted peni$.....no upside in that.
Already knew the bull was stronger than me and I won't likely to whip his a$$. Had enough bruises just from the cows. No upside in that either.
 

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