Hutch
Well-known member
I like the first one!
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark Naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the Back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker Room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing Towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then Asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly Shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The Various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and Wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a Pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the Inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth Fairy will never believe this!"
BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered Through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked Up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been Pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called Out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's Voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark Naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the Back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker Room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing Towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then Asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly Shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The Various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and Wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a Pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the Inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth Fairy will never believe this!"
BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered Through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked Up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been Pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called Out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's Voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: Kids, ya' got'a lov'em!
