The cowboy

[Tommy Ruyle]

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Dallas Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police. A Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where y'all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Sam replied, "The balcony. :shock:

 

[IluvABbeef]

Duh!! :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol:

 

[chrisy]

that reminded me of an old Vordaville song.

I went to the pictures tomorrow
I got a front seat in the back
I fell from the pit to the gallery
and broke a front bone in my back

I went round a straight crooked a corner
and saw a dead donkey alive
I took out my pistol to stab it
and it landed me one in the eye

singing cockles and musels alive alive O.


I know it doesn't make any sence. but it is how it goes. :roll: