That'll teach em a lesson

[DoubleK]

There's this kid who lives on a farm. One day he comes home from school in a really bad mood.

Walking to the house, he sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that. Then he walks into the house.

His mother was watching this the whole time and says to him, "I saw you kick those animals. For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."

The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat.

The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him or should I?"

 

[Herefordcross]

THat is funny!! Maybe I kicked the cat and didn't know it.

 

[ffscj]

THat is funny!! Maybe I kicked the cat and didn't know it.

Seems I have to the cat before I could kick it

Chris

 

[VanC]

I don't believe anyone should be punished for kicking a cat.

 

[chrisy]

I don't believe anyone should be punished for kicking a cat.

now, now you are treading on thin ice here, our cyber friendship is at stake ;-)

 

[VanC]

I don't believe anyone should be punished for kicking a cat.

now, now you are treading on thin ice here, our cyber friendship is at stake ;-)

Must've been my alter ego. You know I would never say something like that.

 

[msscamp]

I don't believe anyone should be punished for kicking a cat.

Do I detect a small dislike for cats in this response? People who don't like cats were probably mice in a previous life! :lol: :lol:

 

[VanC]

People who don't like cats were probably mice in a previous life! :lol: :lol:

Or will be in the next one. ;-)

 

[msscamp]

People who don't like cats were probably mice in a previous life! :lol: :lol:

Or will be in the next one. ;-)

:lol: :lol: :lol: