Sven's Surefire Snoring Cure

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Mar 2, 2004
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Northeastern BC Canada
Four guys from Lake Aasgaard went up to Northern Minnesota fishing. To
save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms.

Well, Arne sleeps with Ole the first night and he come to breakfast next
morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Vat
happen to you?"

Arne says, "That Ole, he snores so loud, I was kept avake vatching him all
night. I can't do that 'nother night, so vun of you's got to do it."

Since Ole snores so loudly, no one else wanted to room with him, but they
finally agree to take turns. The next night is Oscar's turn. In the
morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. Oscar
declares, "Fer sure, dat Ole shakes the roof. Und he sleeps so hard, I
couldn't vake him. I vatched him all night."

The third night was Sven's turn. Next morning, Sven come to breakfast
bright eyed and bushy tailed. They can't believe it! They say, "Vat

Sven say, "Well, ve get ready for bed. I go und tuck Ole into bed und kiss
him good night. Den HE vatches me all night long."

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