Jogeephus
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I may have stumbled on the cure for diabetes last week. Had a friend from England come visit who is a diabetic. After eating southern cooking for a week his blood sugar dropped to the lowest level its been in three years. I'm pretty sure it was due to the Imbalancer beef he consumed but more study will be needed. I'm hoping the feds will give me a large grant to study this further because it could have had something to do with the bacon, sausage, grits, eggs, burgers, fried catfish, beaver, snake, gator, fried bass, hushpuppies, French fries, pork chops, pulled pork, smoked quail, creamed corn, green beans with carrots and taters, cole slaw, potato salad, wine, whiskey, beer, bologna, souse or a few other things. But I'm pretty sure it was the Imbalancer beef.