Sex addicts

[cow pollinater]

Is it that time?

That time is when the big hand is pointing at the twelve. ;-)

 

[john250]

Is it that time?

That time is when the big hand is pointing at the twelve. ;-)

Oh man, hourly. I'm gonna have to hear this from Mrs. Pollinator.

 

[cow pollinater]

Is it that time?

That time is when the big hand is pointing at the twelve. ;-)

Oh man, hourly. I'm gonna have to hear this from Mrs. Pollinator.

Wrong clock... my mineral program isn't THAT good. Mrs. Pollinater believes in all things in moderation :frowns: .

 

[john250]

:lol:

 

[Ouachita]

CP, has anybody told you LATELY, that you are "fuller of shyt than a Christmas turkey"?? :lol2: :lol2: :tiphat:

 

[TexasBred]

I often think that I may have OCD. I like everything a certain way, that sort of thing.

Are any of you familiar with being an ODB. That Stands for Old Dirty Basta>%*

:lol2: :lol2: Now that's funny. You should move this to the Daily Joke thread. Ribbin aside, I agree with you Bigfoot; as for the importance of, and the limitation of, that our God purposefully intended this to be. But sometimes you just have to be able to laugh. I don't think anybody meant anything bad wrong. Just don't make a joke about a wife leaving you ;-)

My dad always laughed and said he didn't look forward to getting odl....old men smell like pi$$. :lol2:

 

[Bigfoot]

All right I'll play along:

I take a Viagra every night before going to bed. It's not what your thinking though. I sleep walk real bad, and it keeps me from bumping my nose on the walls.

 

[larryshoat]

This has all been an interesting read. Bammy and the pepper spray was funny. When I sit at my computer and laugh out loud the joke has to be exceptional and the pepper spray was.

As far as the poll, I would say it's just a bunch of farmers and ranchers that believe you should take responsibility for your actions. Give the same poll to a bunch of liberals and the results will be very different.

Larry

 

[Alan]

All right I'll play along:

I take a Viagra every night before going to bed. It's not what your thinking though. I sleep walk real bad, and it keeps me from bumping my nose on the walls.

:lol: :lol: now that's funny! :lol:

 

[Bigfoot]

My mother would be so disappointed in me right now.

 

[Ouachita]

All right I'll play along:

I take a Viagra every night before going to bed. It's not what your thinking though. I sleep walk real bad, and it keeps me from bumping my nose on the walls.

Forget about how Mother would think of you for just a minute. Here's a good one to loosen you up..............

Woman puts an ad in the paper wanting a "man that will not beat her, nor run off on her, and is good in bed"

Weeks go by. Then she hears the doorbell ring.

When she opens the door there is a pairaplegic in a wheel chair. She ask him what he is doing.

He says he seen the ad in the paper.

He tells her "you can see I have no arms, so I can't beat you"

Then he says " I have no use of legs, so I can't run off on you"

She then ask "But what about how good in bed"?

His reply...................






"I rang the doorbell didn't I"? :lol2:

 

[Bigfoot]

Raw oysters are supposed to help you in the bed room. I opened three the hard way till I figured out you were supposed to eat them.

 

[Bigfoot]

I feel guilty again. I have a friend that actually is a sex addict. He has had 13 kids in 13 years. I said goodness man how long do you guys wait before you start trying again. He replied," That depends on the hospitol, wether or not we get a private or a semi private room."

 

[Caustic Burno]

Years of marriage cured me, let's just say I've been clean and sober for waaaay too long! :?

Best birth control ever is a wedding ring.
Before that event and a woman has her trap line out they is anytime sex at any place.
After the ring has been put through our nose it become's bedroom sex only ocasionally.
A few more years pass by and it turn's into hallway sex as you pass in the hallway you both say screw you.

 

[alisonb]

I'm addicted to almonds, they have me enslaved :help:

 

[cow pollinater]

I'm addicted to almonds, they have me enslaved :help:

Just a suggestion, but if you have such an addiction prone personality that you can get hooked on a snack food, don't try sex.