A blonde goes to a department store to buy a curtain. When the salesman approaches to help,she tells him she is looking for something kinda pink,maybe with some lace. He shows her two or three choices. She decides on one and the man asks what size. She says about 15 inches. My gosh he says,thats an awful small curtain,whats it for? My computer she says. Maam,why do you need a curtain for a computer? Well DUH she says-I do have Windows. :roll: :lol: