My living will

[cfpinz]

A fine example from our book on the Bestseller list
"Warpaint and Crowder's Cattle Learnin fer Dummies"

Buy it today and you too can enjoy cattle as much as we'uns does!

I got just one question: Who slipped who the tongue? :lol: :shock:

cfpinz

 

[warpaint]

In our exclusive trainin methods, we dont allow no usage of tongues. :roll:

 

[Crowderfarms]

we dont allow no usage of tongues. :roll:

That aint what you said in our AI'n Video and Books... :shock:

You told me that was the only way to get er' to flush!

BTW, Thats Paint there in the above picture. It'll cost you 19.95 fer one of me hand signed.

 

[warpaint]

Why course that's me!!

We couldn't never get her to kiss you! :shock:

 

[flaboy-]

So you are saying that after you get married, you wish to die, right?

Been there done that, got the t-shirt, got rid of the....well you know. Now, I'm back to the list. :lol:

 

[curtis]

A fine example from our book on the Bestseller list
"Warpaint and Crowder's Cattle Learnin fer Dummies"

Buy it today and you too can enjoy cattle as much as we'uns does!

What color lipstick did you use?

 

[cfpinz]

Why course that's me!!

Yeah, but who's the guy in the cap?

 

[warpaint]

I'm the guy in the cap. The other mammal is a female, dont ya know?