My Honesty award vanished.

[dun]

There are also people that can;t tell even a funny joke and make anyone laugh.
An example:
A guy got sentenced to life in prison and on his first day he was pretty nervous among a bunch of other lifers. That evening someon yelled out 23, everyone laughed but him. Another guy yelled 67, everyone laughed but him. This went on for a while and he finally askwed his cellmate what the deal was. His cellmate told him that they were all lilfers in there and had told every joke imaginable for years so they assigned a number to each joke. When somone called out a number they would think of the joke and laugh. He decided to give it a try. He yelled 42, not a sound, he yelled 59, not a sound. He tried a couple of more times and never a peep from the other lifers. He asked his cellmate if those weren't good jokes. The guy said "Oh, they;re great jokes. But you know how it is, some people just can;t tell a joke"

 

[Deepsouth]

There are also people that can;t tell even a funny joke and make anyone laugh.
An example:
A guy got sentenced to life in prison and on his first day he was pretty nervous among a bunch of other lifers. That evening someon yelled out 23, everyone laughed but him. Another guy yelled 67, everyone laughed but him. This went on for a while and he finally askwed his cellmate what the deal was. His cellmate told him that they were all lilfers in there and had told every joke imaginable for years so they assigned a number to each joke. When somone called out a number they would think of the joke and laugh. He decided to give it a try. He yelled 42, not a sound, he yelled 59, not a sound. He tried a couple of more times and never a peep from the other lifers. He asked his cellmate if those weren't good jokes. The guy said "Oh, they;re great jokes. But you know how it is, some people just can;t tell a joke"

I'd hate to go to jail for life.

 

[dun]

There are also people that can;t tell even a funny joke and make anyone laugh.
An example:
A guy got sentenced to life in prison and on his first day he was pretty nervous among a bunch of other lifers. That evening someon yelled out 23, everyone laughed but him. Another guy yelled 67, everyone laughed but him. This went on for a while and he finally askwed his cellmate what the deal was. His cellmate told him that they were all lilfers in there and had told every joke imaginable for years so they assigned a number to each joke. When somone called out a number they would think of the joke and laugh. He decided to give it a try. He yelled 42, not a sound, he yelled 59, not a sound. He tried a couple of more times and never a peep from the other lifers. He asked his cellmate if those weren't good jokes. The guy said "Oh, they;re great jokes. But you know how it is, some people just can;t tell a joke"

I'd hate to go to jail for life.

Trust me, 90 days isn;t any picnic either

 

[Jogeephus]

Thirty Two

 

[LRTX1]

Old boys car broke down outside of a insane asylum. He set off by foot down the street, behind the fence he heard the residents yelling "13"......"13" over and over. The further he walked the louder it got and the more curious he got. He finally came to a knot hole in the fence and decided to see what "13" was. Soon as he stuck his eye to the knot hole, one of them poked his eye and yelled "14"......"14"...

 

[Deepsouth]

Old boys car broke down outside of a insane asylum. He set off by foot down the street, behind the fence he heard the residents yelling "13"......"13" over and over. The further he walked the louder it got and the more curious he got. He finally came to a knot hole in the fence and decided to see what "13" was. Soon as he stuck his eye to the knot hole, one of them poked his eye and yelled "14"......"14"...

I'd hate to get poked in the eye.

 

[LRTX1]

Old boys car broke down outside of a insane asylum. He set off by foot down the street, behind the fence he heard the residents yelling "13"......"13" over and over. The further he walked the louder it got and the more curious he got. He finally came to a knot hole in the fence and decided to see what "13" was. Soon as he stuck his eye to the knot hole, one of them poked his eye and yelled "14"......"14"...

I'd hate to get poked in the eye.

Trust me, being "15" ain't no picnic either.

 

[Commercialfarmer]

You people are horrible. But I guess it's worth the price of admission. :lol2:

 

[cow pollinater]

Old boys car broke down outside of a insane asylum. He set off by foot down the street, behind the fence he heard the residents yelling "13"......"13" over and over. The further he walked the louder it got and the more curious he got. He finally came to a knot hole in the fence and decided to see what "13" was. Soon as he stuck his eye to the knot hole, one of them poked his eye and yelled "14"......"14"...

I've heard that joke a hundred times and I still laugh my sorry a$$ off every time.

 

[M-5]

What did they poke him with?

 

[Deepsouth]

What did they poke him with?

I'm sure it was something sharp! Pollinator thinks that's funny. What kind of person is he?

 

[bball]

Old boys car broke down outside of a insane asylum. He set off by foot down the street, behind the fence he heard the residents yelling "13"......"13" over and over. The further he walked the louder it got and the more curious he got. He finally came to a knot hole in the fence and decided to see what "13" was. Soon as he stuck his eye to the knot hole, one of them poked his eye and yelled "14"......"14"...

I'd hate to get poked in the eye.

Trust me, being "15" ain't no picnic either.

Nicely done, funniest thing on here yet.