flaboy?
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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge utters who owns a bar on a dude ranch,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and, frankly, I don't really care.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge utters who owns a bar on a dude ranch,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and, frankly, I don't really care.