Love Poems

[flaboy?]

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend


MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge utters who owns a bar on a dude ranch,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and, frankly, I don't really care.

 

[show steer up]

Wow! I didn't now you where the romantic type :heart:
You did forget one thing!
Your woman needs a flat head.

 

[MistyMorning]

oh you big doofus :roll:

 

[MikeC]

Wow! I didn't now you where the romantic type :heart:
You did forget one thing!
Your woman needs a flat head.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

Fla you promised you would keep our poems a secret...

 

[show steer up]

Fla you promised you would keep our poems a secret...

Sorry sis
I didn't read a thing.

 

[Txwalt]

I wouldnt want her to be deaf. She couldn't here me tell her what she needs to do around the house. ;-)

Walt

 

[Earl Thigpen]

Wow! I didn't now you where the romantic type :heart:
You did forget one thing!
Your woman needs a flat head.

Flat head, no teeth and about 3' 4" tall. Get it right for gosh sake. :lol: :lol:

 

[show steer up]

New poem,
I need a new poem

 

[MikeC]

Wow! I didn't now you where the romantic type :heart:
You did forget one thing!
Your woman needs a flat head.

Flat head, no teeth and about 3' 4" tall. Get it right for gosh sake. :lol: :lol:

Funny. REAL funny. :lol:

 

[flaboy?]

Fla you promised you would keep our poems a secret...

Sorry Chrisy, this wasn't a PM? Dang, did I do a new post instead of PM. I need to be more carefull.

 

[chrisy]

appologies excepted, just have to watch those buttons

 

[show steer up]

New poem,
I need a new poem





New poem
I need a new poem

 

[chrisy]

New poem,
I need a new poem





New poem
I need a new poem

give him a break his brain cell is thinking dont over tax him :lol:

 

[flaboy?]

New poem,
I need a new poem

Ok, ok, don't get your panties in a wad. Just for you. :lol:

Woman's Poem
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I want a man that doesn't want to s____.
Horses are brown, horses are black,
I want a man that doesn't want me on my back.
Cows are white, cows are cream,
Why oh why does he like it when I scream?


Mans Poem
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Since we married she doesn't want to s____.
Horses are brown, horses are black,
I want a woman that will stay off my back.
Cows are white, cows are cream,
Get up woman and bring me some beer.

 

[MistyMorning]

Aren't you supposed to be cutting hay? :roll:

 

[chrisy]

are red

violets are blue, these poems are bad as are you.

 

[show steer up]

New poem,
I need a new poem

Ok, ok, don't get your panties in a wad. Just for you. :lol:

Woman's Poem
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I want a man that doesn't want to s____.
Horses are brown, horses are black,
I want a man that doesn't want me on my back.
Cows are white, cows are cream,
Why oh why does he like it when I scream?


Mans Poem
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Since we married she doesn't want to s____.
Horses are brown, horses are black,
I want a woman that will stay off my back.
Cows are white, cows are cream,
Get up woman and bring me some beer.

Ha Ha Ha
How do you do it :?:
I now...........It's a gift!

 

[flaboy?]

Aren't you supposed to be cutting hay? :roll:

Cut one yesterday. Rained last night. I just couldn't bring myself to cut another one today till I can find a dang weather man that get it right at least 10% of the time.

 

[flaboy?]

are red

violets are blue, these poems are bad as are you.

Yeah, and you and show steer up love it. :heart: :lol: