Lawyers

[showkid1200]

This lawyer buys a brand new jaguar, is driving it down the road when he gets a flat. So he pulls over and starts to get out when "WHAM" a car flys by taking of the door. He grabs his phone and calls the police. About 15 minutes later a cop shows up and gets out of his car. The cop walks up to the lawyer and looks at the missing door then looks back at the lawyer. He turns again looks at the missing door, finally he turns to the lawyer and says "you lawyers are so pathetic, your worried about your door and you just lost your arm" the lawyer looks at his missing arm and says "My Rolex"

 

[warpaint]

 

[chrisy]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Green Creek]

You know lawyers don't wear shirts with little alligators on them.....they wear briefs with little litigators on them.

Si

 

[Green Creek]

This is an old one but you know why sharks don't eat lawyers...professional courtesy.

 

[VanC]

How do you tell when a lawyer's lying?

His lips move.

 

[backhoeboogie]

We need to keep those lawyers from hanging out in DC and get them to start hanging out around here. They can hang out from the pecan tree on the hill and hang from that big oak down by the river and from...............