LAWYERS

[la4angus]

Man walks into a bar and sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it
ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."
He says, "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?

 

[Medic24]

Sooo bad! :lol:

Soo true!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Yall know why Lawyers, when they die are buried 7 feet deep don't you?


Because, deep down they're really good people!

 

[jerry27150]

know what you have when you have a handful of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean




a good start

 

[Casa Paloma]

Former Arizona Senator Sam Steiger, a Prescott, Arizona, rancher, said it best when he testified before the Arizona Supreme Court in the impeachment trial of then Gov. Evan Mecham. He said, "All lawyers should be lined up against a wall and shot."

 

[Dave]

Now not all lawyers are bad. It is that 99.9999% that give the rest of them a bad name.

 

[Caustic Burno]

Pa always said three people you can't trust
Lawyer's cause there profession is lying cheating and theft
Preachers cause 90% are to lazy to work and are on community welfare.
Doctors cause they only practice .

 

[CKC1586]

Gosh that is almost the same saying my Dad has used except his three are
Lawyers, Preachers and Politicians. I also heard him once say to a fellow " if BS was music you would be a brass band" ...

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

Yall know why Lawyers, when they die are buried 7 feet deep don't you?


Because, deep down they're really good people!

Up here, we don't bury lawyers. When they die, we just screw them into the ground.