I have always known this to be true. I was raised on the stuff :cowboy:
Italian Bread
Two old guys,one 80 and one 87, were sitting
on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's
stamina and asked him what he did to have so
much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread
every day. It keeps your energy level
high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery. As he was looking around,
the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,
"Do you have any Italian bread ?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said,
"My goodness, 5 loaves .... by the time you get to the
5th loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows
about this stuff but me.."
Italian Bread
Two old guys,one 80 and one 87, were sitting
on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's
stamina and asked him what he did to have so
much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread
every day. It keeps your energy level
high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery. As he was looking around,
the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,
"Do you have any Italian bread ?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said,
"My goodness, 5 loaves .... by the time you get to the
5th loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows
about this stuff but me.."