An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the
father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your
daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of
my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all
costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and
a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the
eyes and tells him "You gonna try again."
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the
father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your
daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of
my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all
costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and
a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the
eyes and tells him "You gonna try again."
