Is it just me, or...?
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Ouachita
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shaz":2bllryf3 said:
You're talking about the horse, Right? Am I the only one that sees this package deal? :lol2: Could be my imagination, but I don't think she's describing the horse
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Anonymous
Where's the horse?
cross_7
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I wish it were closer I'd like to check that little philly out
Kingfisher
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I'm all for "steady in the woods.".
iowafarmer
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She acts the same way every day. Can't be talking about that cute little gal riding the horse cause I have yet to meet a female that acts the same way every day. No offense ladies.
jedstivers
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I've spent more on less.
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Anonymous
The horse or??jedstivers":22188b51 said:
jedstivers
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or.hooknline":30j2vyr5 said:
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Anonymous
Whatever you do don't show this to kt. He's already got a thing for blondes.
cow pollinater
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Or a mare either for that matter. It sure throws a wrench into things when you try to saddle one up to get away from the other and wind up with more of the same. I feel sorry for my poor old gelding being the only one that has to go all the time but he might enjoy getting away as much as I do.iowafarmer":q9x7tdcv said:
chippie
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professional horse traders. they got your attention didn't they?
this business trades under several different names.
I noticed that the ad is posted in the Fort Smith AR Craigslist. The traders are actually in Texas, north of Houston.
this business trades under several different names.
I noticed that the ad is posted in the Fort Smith AR Craigslist. The traders are actually in Texas, north of Houston.
sim.-ang.king
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Too bad all my ex's live in Texas.
cow pollinater
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We have two like that here. One doesn't know how to market a horse to people that will pay big money for a real horse but she's cute and moves a few horses because of it. She is not really dishonest but she is ignorant so you can't trust her horses to be what they're supposed to be.chippie":temd13o9 said:
The other gal knows what ranch horses are and can really market the good side of things but I'm scared that if I go see her she's going to drink all my beer, take my money, pee on my tires just to show my dogs who's boss and then call me a pansy when she tries to bum a dip and I don't have any because I quit... I also know that every horse she sells has a BAAAAD side or they wouldn't be there. I stay away from her because it really bothers me that part of my brain still thinks she's freakin' hot and I'm scared I'd buy a horse because of it.
greybeard
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"North of Houston"
New Caney to be exact. I can be there in 20 minutes or less, but she's both way out of my league, too high for my pocket book and WAAY too young to be interested in an old coot like myself.
(I can remember when New Caney was nothin but a bunch of wood folk, pulpwood cutters and beer joints)
New Caney to be exact. I can be there in 20 minutes or less, but she's both way out of my league, too high for my pocket book and WAAY too young to be interested in an old coot like myself.
(I can remember when New Caney was nothin but a bunch of wood folk, pulpwood cutters and beer joints)
kenny thomas
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I have only oned one horse in my life and it was only for 30 minutes. I might make an exception this time. :banana:hooknline":1ddxv6lw said:
john250
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Ouachita":1ihuls9w said:
The customer list for any horse is 2 categories. 1. Women 2. Men who have female offspring under 10. This ad will likely appeal to group 2. That's a fine filly.
We have two like that here. One doesn't know how to market a horse to people that will pay big money for a real horse but she's cute and moves a few horses because of it. She is not really dishonest but she is ignorant so you can't trust her horses to be what they're supposed to be.
The other gal knows what ranch horses are and can really market the good side of things but I'm scared that if I go see her she's going to drink all my beer, take my money, pee on my tires just to show my dogs who's boss and then call me a pansy when she tries to bum a dip and I don't have any because I quit... I also know that every horse she sells has a BAAAAD side or they wouldn't be there. I stay away from her because it really bothers me that part of my brain still thinks she's freakin' hot and I'm scared I'd buy a horse because of it.
CP you shouldn't be scared, she might teach you a thing or two. :banana:
The other gal knows what ranch horses are and can really market the good side of things but I'm scared that if I go see her she's going to drink all my beer, take my money, pee on my tires just to show my dogs who's boss and then call me a pansy when she tries to bum a dip and I don't have any because I quit... I also know that every horse she sells has a BAAAAD side or they wouldn't be there. I stay away from her because it really bothers me that part of my brain still thinks she's freakin' hot and I'm scared I'd buy a horse because of it.
CP you shouldn't be scared, she might teach you a thing or two. :banana:
