Jogeephus
Well-known member
I got a phone call from the IRS this week. Was just fixing to sit down for supper when a very nice Indian fella called and told me he was with the Internal Revenue Services and they were fixing to file suit against me for back taxes but HE could help me. I told him I just sent them about $20,000 and was just floored that they wanted more. Told him I just couldn't see living anymore. I walked outside the house and stood on the front lawn and told him I was going to just kill myself and I pulled my pistol and fired two rounds. Problem solved. He hung up and I don't think I'll have anymore trouble with the Internal Revenue Services. If anyone needs their hotline try calling 347-741-8228 and ask for Raoul, he's a nice fella.