chrisy
Well-known member
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet $20,000 on a single
roll of the dice. She said," I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her Clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY - (scroll down)
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Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet $20,000 on a single
roll of the dice. She said," I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her Clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY - (scroll down)
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Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men.
