What would be wrong with a reciprocal
agreement?
Here's a bit of trivia...from Rush Limbaugh. Make sure you read to the end.
All right, immigration proposals under
discussion. Let me add mine to the mix. I want to call this proposal the
Limbaugh Laws. Here they are.
- First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak
the native language.
- You have to be a professional or an investor.
- We are not going to take unskilled workers - you will not be allowed.
- There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special
ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your
native language.
- Foreigners will not have the right to vote no matter how long there are
here.
- Nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.
- According to the Limbaugh Laws, if you're in our country, you cannot be a
burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps,
or other government goodies.
- You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000
times the daily minimum wage. If you don't know have that amount of money,
you can't come and invest. You have to stay home.
- If you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict
your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the
United States. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this
country.
- In fact, as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to
property. These are the Limbaugh Laws.
- Another thing. You don't have the right to protest when you come here.
You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no
political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you
get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and
if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt
you down 'til we find you.
I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. I
imagine today some of you probably are going, "Yeah! Yeah!"
Well, let me tell you this, folks. Every one of the laws I just mentioned
are actual laws of Mexico, today. I just read you Mexican immigration law.
That's how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country.
agreement?
Here's a bit of trivia...from Rush Limbaugh. Make sure you read to the end.
All right, immigration proposals under
discussion. Let me add mine to the mix. I want to call this proposal the
Limbaugh Laws. Here they are.
- First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak
the native language.
- You have to be a professional or an investor.
- We are not going to take unskilled workers - you will not be allowed.
- There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special
ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your
native language.
- Foreigners will not have the right to vote no matter how long there are
here.
- Nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.
- According to the Limbaugh Laws, if you're in our country, you cannot be a
burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps,
or other government goodies.
- You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000
times the daily minimum wage. If you don't know have that amount of money,
you can't come and invest. You have to stay home.
- If you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict
your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the
United States. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this
country.
- In fact, as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to
property. These are the Limbaugh Laws.
- Another thing. You don't have the right to protest when you come here.
You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no
political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you
get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and
if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt
you down 'til we find you.
I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. I
imagine today some of you probably are going, "Yeah! Yeah!"
Well, let me tell you this, folks. Every one of the laws I just mentioned
are actual laws of Mexico, today. I just read you Mexican immigration law.
That's how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country.