TnWI
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How Blonde Is She???
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
On an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "
Sagittarius."
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics"
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
When she drove to the airport and saw a sign reading, "Airport Left,"
she went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
Goes In Front."
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
On an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "
Sagittarius."
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics"
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
When she drove to the airport and saw a sign reading, "Airport Left,"
she went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
Goes In Front."
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
I resemble those remarks :x 
