chrisy
Well-known member
Her Day In Court
>
>Defense Attorney: What is your age?
>
>Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
>
>Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own
>words, what happened to you on 1 April this year?
>
>Little old Woman: There I was, sitting in my
>swing on the porch on a warm Spring evening, when
>a young man comes creeping up on the porch
>and sat down beside me.
>
>Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
>
>Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
>
>Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
>
>Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
>
>Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
>
>Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
>
>Defense Attorney: Why not?
>
>Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner
>passed away some 30 years ago.
>
>Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>
>Little old Woman: He began to rub my b*%^"&
>
>Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
>
>Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
>
>Defense Attorney: Why not?
>
>Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing
>made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
>
>Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>
>Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
>and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
>
>Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
>
>Little old Woman: He;;, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"
>
>And that's when I shot the little b*&^%ard
>
>Defense Attorney: What is your age?
>
>Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
>
>Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own
>words, what happened to you on 1 April this year?
>
>Little old Woman: There I was, sitting in my
>swing on the porch on a warm Spring evening, when
>a young man comes creeping up on the porch
>and sat down beside me.
>
>Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
>
>Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
>
>Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
>
>Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
>
>Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
>
>Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
>
>Defense Attorney: Why not?
>
>Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner
>passed away some 30 years ago.
>
>Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>
>Little old Woman: He began to rub my b*%^"&
>
>Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
>
>Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
>
>Defense Attorney: Why not?
>
>Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing
>made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
>
>Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>
>Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down
>and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
>
>Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
>
>Little old Woman: He;;, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"
>
>And that's when I shot the little b*&^%ard
