B rated monster movie had it right.
Burt: You... say you have
some sort of tranquilizer.
BLM man: Yeah, we're using
tranq darts.
We got 'em to chase us, but we couldn't
get these to penetrate the dirt.
I'm ordering titanium tips
and a more powerful launch gun.
Burt: Of course,.. you could squander
the taxpayers' money,
but I can get a graboid
to swallow this...(vial of liquid tranquilizer)
with this, (toy truck) for 49.95.
Then, if it goes to sleep,
you can dig it up,
take it back to Area 51...
or whatever fits
your plausible deniability.
Dept of Interior man: I don't quite understand what you
just said, but do we have a deal?
We-We have a deal? Because we
wanna know what we should do..
Burt: You guys do
what you do best...
find something simple
and complicate it.