I can't wear my hat, but I can wear a ball cap backwards with my shades and I feel like a really bad azz.
You can't safely drink beer on a ATV
The good thing is you don't need to be drunk on an ATV.
You can trespass on your neighbors and they don't seem to mind.
The ones that do don't recognize you in a backwards ball cap and shades looking all bad azz.
When being chased you can just cut off the road and they can't follow.
You can't carry a fishing rod very well on an ATV.
They are kind of loud so it's hard to sneak around.
Everyone has one and does all of the above so it's ok
You can't safely drink beer on a ATV
The good thing is you don't need to be drunk on an ATV.
You can trespass on your neighbors and they don't seem to mind.
The ones that do don't recognize you in a backwards ball cap and shades looking all bad azz.
When being chased you can just cut off the road and they can't follow.
You can't carry a fishing rod very well on an ATV.
They are kind of loud so it's hard to sneak around.
Everyone has one and does all of the above so it's ok