TB lady
Well-known member
Here is another one for all the ladies on here, hope you all enjoy it, I also had to clean it up a little, but you'll get the idea.
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
with him.
Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos
= MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with
that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last
night our clock, cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. damm.", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
with him.
Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos
= MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with
that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last
night our clock, cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. damm.", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
I'am glad you all liked it, I had tears running down my cheeks after reading that. It hits home base a little, just minus the cuckoo clock. :lol:
